Adegan yang TIDAK ingin kita lihat & dengar (probably)

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Khalis skipped his Taekwondo class last Saturday just to follow Mama & Baba for a shopping spree. What a sacred sacrifice, my boy! Mama appreciates it soooo much, but don’t do it too often ok darling!

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One long week – school holiday and nothing was achieved. There were numerous plans but all were cancelled due to Mama was called back to work. So there it went, the Science Centre Visit, the Aqua Centre Visit, the Bukit Merah Laketown Trip, the Library Visit and a lot more!!! Kesiannya my children. Babies, mama & baba owe you guys a lot. We shall pay back, very soon. Thanks for being so understanding. They have been behaving well!!

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A small renovation is going on in my small kitchenette. Expected date to siap is early March. But until now masih ongoing, tak siap2 lagik. Memang cekik darah betul lah. Suka hati dia je nak datang buat, dia buat, kalau sibuk kat tempat lain, sesuka hati ponteng. Lepas tu, salah buat. Different size of the table top at a different place. Bley…. Hubby memang fening lalat layan contractor sorang nih… but to pay it off, their workmanship is wonderful. Hubby is not complaining on the workmanship so, takpelah kalau buat slow-slow. But, but, but, aku yang sakit hati… dapur berselerak, habuk merata rumah, barang-barang bersepah…. Ish, ish, ish!!!

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People, read this carefully and clearly…. My daughter, Nurul Ain Elisya is a racist!!!! I just found out why she decided to skip school. The other day, while I was chit chatting with her, this came out from her sweet little mouth….

Mama : Ain, nape ain taknak school? Pegi school kan best, ade kawan, ade teacher, boleh belajar, ade nyanyi2, boleh colour drawings???

Ain : Taknak, Ain taknak sekolah ‘Bistari’ (her ex-school’s name). Sekolah tu takde mickey mouse!!

Mama : Ain nak sekolah mickey mouse kat mana?

Ain : Tu kat depan umah sana tu!!! Mama, sekolah tu ade teacher indian ke ade teacher melayu?

Mama : Huhhhh? Teacher Indian? Teacher Melayu? Kenape?

Ain : Kalau teacher Indian, Ain tak nak sekolah lah kat sekolah yang ade mickey mouse tu, Ain nak sekolah yang ade Teacher Melayu je!!!!
Alamak, sejak biler pulak anak aku nie jadi racist!!!! Oh GAWDDDDDD!!!!

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Conversation heard between Ain and Baba

Ain : Baba, hari nie Baba work ke baba tak work?

Baba : Baba work lah dik!

Ain : oooooooooooohhhh! Baba, hari nie baba naik basikal ke baba tak naik basikal?

Baba : Tak, baba tak naik basikal la, hari hujan!

Ain : Baba, nak makan koko krunch ke baba tak nak makan koko krunch?

Baba : Hmmmmmm….

*Note: Notice the repetition of the way Ain created the colloquial sentence….